(Editor’s note: Nooga.com Outdoors is not normally inclined to pass along purely commercial content, but we freely admit that this sales pitch made us smile, and, who knows, maybe it will help keep you safe.)
Rutt Wipe Inc. has introduced blaze orange toilet paper. A must-have for every hunter, the blaze orange TP, which is specifically designed to protect your assets, is a hunter-safe alternative product that eliminates the appearance of flashing your household white TP in the woods-a potentially dangerous activity as that bright white can easily be mistaken for the same anatomical area of a white-tailed deer.
“White TP poses a serious danger to hunters, especially deer hunters,” said Brian Primus, president of Rutt Wipe. “Using blaze orange TP is consistent with the rest of hunting attire; orange jackets, vests, gloves, hats and even slings are worn to assure that when another hunter sees something move through the brush, they do not see flashes of brown or white.”
Rutt Wipe is a biodegradable, nontoxic tissue paper that offers many uses beyond outdoor hygiene. This hunter-safe TP can also be used for trail-marking ribbons, tracking deer and even draping scent wicks over branches.
Rutt Wipe is a simple but smart product, company officials said. As the wrapper points out, “Don’t get shot with yer pants down.” For more information, click here.
(Editor’s note no. 2: There are no statistics available to indicate how frequently hunters actually do “get shot with their pants down.”)